Friday, October 1, 2010

Cheap trick.

I want to invent the first ever efficient chill pill.
I want to find a solution to overalls, rompers, one piece clothing items that demand nakedness in order to pee.
I want hardwood in my house to reduce walking time and turn into sliding time. (Socks,you could be used as my most reliable source of transportation from room to room).
I want to eat without eating (I'm lazy).
I want to be fit (I'm getting fat).
I want to be the insider in an inside joke.
I want crying to be concealed with better excuses than "I just yawned" or "my contacts moved".
I WANTTTT YOUUUU TO WANT MEEEE.

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