i am moses

I feel like God is trying to send me a message.

...through electronic devices. None of this "burning bush" business, (triple alliteratin woopie), yes, even God has upgraded to more technologicallty advanced ways of appearing to us mere mortals (i'm on a roll).

Anyhow, with all this university talk in the air, I feel more uncertain as to what I want to do now more than I have ever before. That being said, yesterday I turned to "ma home dog iPod" as a source of comfort and as cheesy as this may sound, an answer. I think I'm just about the only person who does this (because I've asked some close friends and apparently I'm a freak of nature), but sometimes I pose a question to my iPod and hope that the titles generated on shuffle mode will provide some sort of answer/guidance...
So I made the big mistake of asking the question: "iPod, what is my future gonna be like?"

My iPod generated the John Mayer's "NO SUCH THING".
Stunned, I clicked again hoping for something better... y'know, something along the lines of Tavis McCoy's BILLIONAIRE...or Marianas Trench "Celebrity Status", that would have been good too..

But no, my iPod spat out at me Regina Spektor's "hooker", followed by "you're having my baby" by the Glee cast.
How exciting.