It's reaking of summer air and summer attitude and summer germs.
It's so hot outside I feel like God is just blowing hot air out of a ginormous straw and pointing it straight at Toronto.
That being said, I'm not the only one on the receiving end of this unholy straw. Tons of people have been going to public pools lately, and since its part of my job description to go to the pool every bleeping day, I can truly say, without a doubt in my mind, that I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT PUBLIC POOLS. Freaking Neanderthals come out of their stony lodgings for the first time for a swim. "Man want swim" they say. Shave! Shower! Show less of yourself! Other "sh" verbs, anything to keep me from seeing another hairy, shirtless man again swimming directly beside me. Kids too, its like they're noses have become factories for manufacturing the world's supply of boogers (as if there would ever be a demand for that disgusting product), which, of course ends up in the water. Not to mention pee, poo, spit, bandaids... the works. I always feel like barfing in the pool... well hey, I'm sure many people actually do. Adding that to the list of reasons why public pools really do contribute to world suck. Blah, I have to clean off the chlorine odour clinging to my skin, as if I need reminding of the germs I have literally been swimming in. AIOSDALSKDJS!
Okay fine, one good thing about public pools, is the satisfaction of the automatic alliteration (again!) that you get from saying it. That's all.
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