Warrior Women

Women are vicious things. Well, when it comes to shopping and clothes, then yes, I would conclude that women are CRAZY.
Every year when December 26th rolls around, my mother (the shopaholic) goes to the mall early to try and find the so called "best deals in town." There she is, among the immense amount of women,with their shopping bags packed and their husbands (they must really love their wives) tagging along behind them. People are willing to wake up at 7 in the morning, line-up to get in the store, body check their way to find these "amazing deals,"line-up to try on clothes, shoes or other finds, tackle a few people to get to the cashier, then line-up AGAIN to pay for the clothes. Meanwhile, the husbands are outside the stores, staring at hell itself right in the eye, being thankful that they aren't fighting in the trenches beside their courageous wives. Call me crazy, but I just don't think that its worth the effort to even leave the house on December 26th. I just don't want to be killed.